Use At Your Own Risk

Just unboxed the new microwave. The box featured a warning of potential "reproductive harm". Because it was manufactured in Canada there was also a somewhat more ominous French avertissement of "lésions à l'appareil reproducteur". But here we are buying it in the States, where I reckon it ought to have Spanish on it. Considering how much blunter each successive language appears to be, I'm a little surprised it didn't just say "podria cocinar tus huevos".

Literally & figuratively!