Too Something For The Room

I went to describe the steakhouse where we went for dinner with her cousin as "about as Japanese as Peter Lorre playing Mr. Moto", but my wife gave me Tommy Lee Jones face (https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/652/230114_908223010.png) & said no one would know what the hell  I was talking about. I couldn't argue with that.