Check Yourself Before You ... Ehh, Never Mind

*glance at the date/time in the task bar* *go over the the couch where my wife is buried under the cats*

Me: Hey. Happy anniversary.

Her: ... Damn. That's today, isn't it?

Me: Yeah.

Her: ... How long is it now?

Me: Twenty ... one years? Twenty one.

Her: Huh. Boy, good thing neither of us gets hung up on remembering.

Me: Totally.